Archive for 2008

Jesse Helms’ brain now works for McCain

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

The late Jesse Helms famously ran a racist commercian against a black political opponent in 1990.

On the television commercial, the camera zones in on a white man’s hands, crumpling what apparently is a job rejection letter. The announcer then intones: ‘You needed that job and you were the best qualified. But they had to give it to a minority because of a racial quota. Is that really fair?’

Those darn minorities, taking jobs from white boys. This would be, or should be, the lead in Jesse Helms’ obituary, just a shameful footnote in history. But the guy who wrote the ad, Charlie Black, is now chief strategist for John McCain.  Who would have thought McCain would turn a blind eye to racism?

Wal-Mart cancels

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

The official party line at Wal-Mart seems to be that educating people about HIV is bad.

Planned Parenthood of Central Washington was scheduled to hold an event at a local Wal-Mart on National HIV Testing Day where their Teen Council were simply going to stand outside of the store and hand out information about HIV prevention and testing. But the American Life League got a tip on the event, and urged their supporters to call and complain to the store, after which Wal-Mart succumbed and canceled the event.

There’s still time to shame a senator

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

The Senate still hasn’t approved the FISA bill legalizing warrantless spying.  You can still make a difference before the vote, and there will be several votes that will all matter.

And check out this hilarious cartoon starring Snuggly, the Security Bear.  “It’s not scary, it’s snuggly and secure!”

Obama supports warrantless spying

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Think Barack Obama is the anti-Bush? Check out how well he agrees with George W on warrentless spying. In response to widespread outrage among his liberal supporters, Obama has issued a statement to explain his support for the FISA reauthorization bill that legalizes warrentless eavesdropping already done by the Bush administration, and gives immunity to telecom companies who colluded with the White House to break the law.

Liberals were doomed to be disappointed, for two reasons:  first, because Obama thinks he can get away with moving to the right, second, because Obama took money from telecom companies.  And disappointed they are:  Obama tarnishes his image as honest and sincere by dancing around the spying issue.  He claims the bill is a “compromise,” as if that made it OK to reduce your right to communicate privately.  But there’s no compromise, it’s a full surrender to the White House, and Obama is a liar.

Iran war has begun

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

The Bush administration’s secret war against Iran has already begun. Seymour Hersch reveals in the New Yorker that covert military operations, and covert “intelligence” operations, are already occurring. Armed Special Forces units are on the ground inside Iran, with orders to assassinate various “high value targets.” They are authorized to use “defensive lethal action,” which I imagine means killing any Iranians who have the temerity to defend themselves. The target list, the list of people to be murdered, was drawn up by the Vice President’s office, a fact Hersch reiterated in this Fresh Air interview.

The White House denies it.

“I can tell you flatly that U.S. forces are not operating across the Iraqi border into Iran, in the south or anywhere else,” U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Ryan C. Crocker said Sunday during an interview on CNN’s Late Edition.

This is something Hersch must be used to by now. So far, he always turns out to be right: about the My Lai massacre, among other stories of American war crimes.

Key members of Congress approved $400 million in funding for the secret war. According to the article,

None of the four Democrats in the Gang of Eight—Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Intelligence Committee chairman John D. Rockefeller IV, and House Intelligence Committee chairman Silvestre Reyes—would comment on the Finding, with some noting that it was highly classified. An aide to one member of the Democratic leadership responded, on his behalf, by pointing to the limitations of the Gang of Eight process. The notification of a Finding, the aide said, “is just that—notification, and not a sign-off on activities.  Proper oversight of ongoing intelligence activities is done by fully briefing the members of the intelligence committee.” However, Congress does have the means to challenge the White House once it has been sent a Finding. It has the power to withhold funding for any government operation. The members of the House and Senate Democratic leadership who have access to the Finding can also, if they choose to do so, and if they have shared concerns, come up with ways to exert their influence on Administration policy.

In other words, they signed off. More to the point, if the Democratic Party had any intention of interfering with secret Presidential wars, they would have repealed the law authorizing covert wars in the first place.  And they would have impeached George W. Bush by now.

There has been a recent surge of violence inside Iran.

Obama moves steadily rightward

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

In the time-honored tradition of the Democratic Party, Barack Obama has been moving rightward ever since he clinched the nomination. Though bloggers and mainstream media like to say he’s moving “toward the center,” that’s not a direction.

  • He criticized African-American men who are bad fathers and don’t take personal responsiblity for their families, an obvious attempt to appease whites who are, well, “uncomfortable” with African-Americans.
  • Two Muslim women who attended Barack Obama’s event June 16 in Detroit were told they couldn’t stand behind the candidate, according to NPR. One was told her head covering was an issue, and another was told by an Obama volunteer that for political reasons they didn’t want Muslims appearing with him on TV.
  • NPR reports Obama supported legalizing Bush’s illegal wiretaps and supported the right of states to execute rapists.

What the Democrats won’t say out loud is that they are going to take liberal voters for granted from now until election day. Obama, like Gore and Kerrey and Clinton and a long parade of other Democratic Party phonies, knows that the two-party system ensures that principled liberal voters now have nowhere else to go. Because there are no left third party candidates pulling the political center of gravity to the left, Obama is free to sprint to the right. Will you still recognize him by election day?

Who cares about Bill Clinton’s feelings?

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Pam’s House Blend mentions that Bill Clinton has been acting like an ass. Well, sure, he could be a better sport about his wife losing the primary elections. But I think if Democrats really want to make a change, they should dump center-right leaders like Bill Clinton altogether, rather than giving a damn about what he says or how he feels about it. This is the President who sided with racist conservatives on ending welfare, who drummed out gays from the military, who rejected single-payer national health care, supported the death penalty, supported censorship on the Internet, just to scratch the surface.

Even liberals, who have historically been too trusting, should have gotten the message by now.  Bill Clinton never was a liberal, and he’s no friend to liberals.  If you want things to get better, you have to stop going back to your abusive boyfriend.

Swift-boater reneges on his offer of $1 million

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Brilliant at Breakfast has awarded today’s worst person in the world award to T. Boone Pickens, who created the campaign of “Switf Boar” lies against John Kerrey. Pickens offered $1 million to anyone who could disprove a single charge made by the so-called Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. So Kerry and his sympathizers disproved several. And Pickens won’t pay. What a surprise, a liar got caught in another lie.

According to the New York Times,

Extensive media accounts undermined the Swift Boat charges in 2004, pointing out that some of the Swift Boat critics had written statements during Vietnam lauding Mr. Kerry for extraordinary bravery in the incidents they later said he made up. (One accuser in particular had become upset by his portrayal in a Kerry biography in 2004.) One critic had himself received a medal for heroism during a hail of gunfire he later claimed Mr. Kerry had concocted to win his third purple heart.

Bill Gates, we hardly knew ye

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

As Bill Gates leaves the helm of Microsoft, there are lots of puff pieces in the media, helped along by the Microsoft PR machine of course, about what a swell guy he is. American Public Media’s Marketplace, which was in a position to know better, joined the love feast with a story about how terribly, terribly innovative Gates has been.

Mitch Kapor, founder of the Lotus Corporation, begged to differ: “Claims by Microsoft that people were buying the software because it was good are pretty self-serving. I’d like to smoke what he’s smoking.” Kapor is right. Innovation is hard. Anti-competitive practices and bogus patent lawsuits are easier. And bribing politicians to avoid punishment for anti-trust violations is easier yet.

Racist voters wonder who they’ll pick

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

This Modern World is usually dead-on hilarious, but especially so this week as we take a look at those oh-so-color-blind Republicans.